Two-Pot Screamer Tee
Float like a butterfly sting like one beer too many. In this case, that’s round two, but that’s ok. It’s all about quality, not quantity.
"My mother loves this t-shirt. Give her two drinks and she turns into Brendan Fevola on Brownlow night." - Stubby
- Made from 100% soft touch cotton
- Classic unisex fit t-shirt
- Retro puff print
- Prewashed fade
- Ribbed neckline
Fit & Care:
Models are wearing a size L
Jas: Height 176cm ( 5’10’ ), Waist 86cm ( 34”), Hip 114 cm (45”), Chest 96cm (38”)
Peter: Height 183cm ( 6’ ) Waist 76cm ( 30’) Chest 91cm (36’)
Layton: Height 188cm ( 6’ 2 ) Waist 81cm ( 32’ ) Chest 104cm ( 41’ )
Chelsea: Height 180cm ( 5' 11’ ) Waist 67cm ( 26½’ ) Hip 91cm ( 36’ ) Bust 79cm
Gentle cold machine wash.
Wash with like colours/separate.
Do not dry clean, bleach or tumble dry.
Dry in the shade to retain colour vibrancy.
Avoid abrasive surfaces.
Our tees are made with primo cotton and we even pre-game-wash them to give them that retro look and feel. Sometimes the colours can be more vibrant or muted in real life depending on your device settings, but we try our best to make em’ look right. They’re designed to get better with age, like a quality vino, which means the colour will wash out a bit over time.
Need to return something? Not a problem.
All full price purchases are eligible for a refund.
Change your mind but bought it on sale, with a discount code or credit note? Discounted purchases are not eligible for refunds, however, if returned within 30 days we can issue you a credit note.
Faulty? Please contact our customer service team prior to return at firstname.lastname@example.org Please include a picture of the fault if possible.
Full Returns Policy.
All our items are posted out from Sydney, Australia within 24hours of payment being received. We post all our items via Australia Post, DHL and FedEx. Please allow up to 24hrs for your tracking number to be sent through.
Domestic orders (within Australia)
Delivered within 5 business days (Metro Areas)
Delivered within 7 business days (Rest of Australia)
Delivered within 2 business days (Metro areas)
Delivered within 3 business days (Rest of Australia)
Regular post may take up to 20 business days for delivery.
Express post via Auspost usually takes between 5-10 business days.
Express post via DHL usually takes between 3-5 business days for delivery (excluding customs clearance)
* shipping rates are as displayed on checkout
Wrap Your Arms Around Me
Our tees are so soft you’ll want to hug yourself constantly and your friends and family will definitely linger on embrace. We make our tees with love, so why shouldn’t you get some too! Available in a classic cut with a ribbed neckline for your pleasure and featuring our stand out puff print and finished with a retro fade to give it that big life feeling. Grab your new favourite tee and get to it, ledge!
Unique Designs To Make You Stand Out!
Each piece of Skwosh is a unique piece of art. With an air of effortless cool and touch of original quirkiness our head designer Stubby individually draws each Skwosh pattern by hand. Stubby draws inspiration from the carefree attitude of Aussie beach lifestyle + chicken nuggets. All our designs are handcrafted, that's what makes them so special! We hope you dig our designs as much as we do.