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    With the watermelon being over 90% water, we thought some Melon Crush would fit right in with the summer shorts scene. Remember, for every melancholy problem there is a Melon Crush solution.

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    Cactus Jack’s got a pretty dry sense of humour, but he can get by without much moisture. When ordering one pair ask for Cactus Jack, any more than that and you’ll have to ask for Cacti Jack.

  • After many years of experimentation, we have successfully mated the pinecone and apple. As usual with crossbreeding, things turned out pretty funky. If Pineapple is good enough for the edge of your drink then it’s good enough for your shorts.

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    The Club Stripe is best served with a martini and oversized cigar, preferably while you watch other people exercise. When beach days become night drinks Club Stripe’s got you covered.

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    After conquering the breakfast table and making butter completely redundant without providing it any severance pay whatsoever, Skwosh’s Bravo Avocado is making the jump from your fork to your femur.

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    Skwosh likes to think that our fruits have distinct personality attributes. When it came to the Strawberry, we may have gone a little bit over the top with our brazen description – it’s “nice.”

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    The Kick-Ass-Kiwi has paired up with Skwosh to create maximum leg exposure for your next rendition of the Haka. So don’t be sheepish, grab a pair of Kiwis for your poolside pleasures.

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    Nothing enchants beach birds like the chivalrous Toucan Tango mating call. It’s Skwosh’s firm belief that the bigger, brighter and more brilliant your beak – the better your chances are to cut one from the flock.

  • Even the most refined gentleman needs a little fire to entice lady birds to his flock – So Skwosh is providing you with some much needed social kindling in the form of our Flamin’ Flamingo.

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    The Nauti-Boy is Skwoshclub’s offering to the dignified gentlemen with a taste for tradition. Unlike our judgmental friend Santa Claus – we will deliver you a pair whether you’ve been nauti or nice.

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    The polka dot has been a poolside party popper since swimwear had to cover your ankles. Much like its name, the Polka Hontas is a wild, historically entrenched beauty that cannot be tamed.

  • Sweet and simple. For the smooth operator who looks down his perfect nose at peacocking pals, the classy Ribena Dreamer puts some polish ‘round your package. We hate you but want to be you a little bit.