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Join the Skwosh Club this summer
The polka dot has been a poolside party popper since swimwear had to cover your ankles. Much like its name, the Polka Hontas is a wild, historically entrenched beauty that cannot be tamed.
The Nauti-Boy is Skwoshclub’s offering to the dignified gentlemen with a taste for tradition. Unlike our judgmental friend Santa Claus – we will deliver you a pair whether you’ve been nauti or nice.
The Kick-Ass-Kiwi has paired up with Skwosh to create maximum leg exposure for your next rendition of the Haka. So don’t be sheepish, grab a pair of Kiwis for your poolside pleasures.
Skwosh likes to think that our fruits have distinct personality attributes. When it came to the Strawberry, we may have gone a little bit over the top with our brazen description – it’s “nice.”
Even the most refined gentleman needs a little fire to entice lady birds to his flock – So Skwosh is providing you with some much needed social kindling in the form of our Flamin’ Flamingo.
After conquering the breakfast table and making butter completely redundant without providing it any severance pay whatsoever, Skwosh’s Bravo Avocado is making the jump from your fork to your femur.
Nothing enchants beach birds like the chivalrous Toucan Tango mating call. It’s Skwosh’s firm belief that the bigger, brighter and more brilliant your beak – the better your chances are to cut one from the flock.
A suit-less summer is no reason for your pins to abandon the stripe. In most businesses you have to earn your stripes – at Skwosh you just have to send money and we send you stripes.