Join The Fruit Flock
Join the Skwosh Club this summer
The Kick-Ass-Kiwi has paired up with Skwosh to create maximum leg exposure for your next rendition of the Haka. So don’t be sheepish, grab a pair of Kiwis for your poolside pleasures.
Even the most refined gentleman needs a little fire to entice lady birds to his flock – So Skwosh is providing you with some much needed social kindling in the form of our Flamin’ Flamingo.
Skwosh likes to think that our fruits have distinct personality attributes. When it came to the Strawberry, we may have gone a little bit over the top with our brazen description – it’s “nice.”
With the watermelon being over 90% water, we thought some Melon Crush would fit right in with the summer shorts scene. Remember, for every melancholy problem there is a Melon Crush solution.
The Club Stripe is best served with a martini and oversized cigar, preferably while you watch other people exercise. When beach days become night drinks Club Stripe’s got you covered.
Cactus Jack’s got a pretty dry sense of humour, but he can get by without much moisture. When ordering one pair ask for Cactus Jack, any more than that and you’ll have to ask for Cacti Jack.
After conquering the breakfast table and making butter completely redundant without providing it any severance pay whatsoever, Skwosh’s Bravo Avocado is making the jump from your fork to your femur.
After many years of experimentation, we have successfully mated the pinecone and apple. As usual with crossbreeding, things turned out pretty funky. If Pineapple is good enough for the edge of your drink then it’s good enough for your shorts.